Bright and
early and we all checked in at Heathrow airport for our flight to
Switzerland.
We are all in high spirits and very much looking forward the Concert,
Another first for Uriah Heep, 2006 Metres up a mountain in the shadow of
the Eiger.. The Top Of Europe.
We land at Bassel and wait for our luggage to come round.. That's when
we see it... or rather we don't see it... We are missing four cases ,
Which four?? Well two production cases with vital equipment for the show
in them and two Guitar cases with all our guitars in them.!!!!! Yup our
Guitars had gone AWOL. Both of Mick's Signature DOS guitars, A Godin
Acoustic and both of Trevor's Basses, including his battered but
priceless Fender
After an hour or so explaining our situation to airport staff we are
assured they would arrive on the next flight, So we board our bus for
the 175Km drive to the hotel...
We eat dinner and wait, The time of the next flight passes and still no
guitars arrive.
Everyone goes off to bed except Myself and Peter our Monitor Engineer..
Along with the Promoter we sit around a table until 1.30 am trying to
come up with a plan as to how we are going to play without any guitars,
We make a list of things we need including cables, effect pedals and In
Ear Monitors. then a rep from the fantastic backline rental company we
use in Switzerland.. Swiss Cheese and Chocolate... (Don't ask... I never
do) ran around till 6am trying to locate what we needed.
7am
and i am in the hotel lobby to be greeted by... Good Morning sir...
Sorry your lost cases have still not arrived... DOH !
The crew loads up what gear we do have and set off for a train ride up
the Mountain.. and what a ride it was.. Heep have taken me to many cool
places but this was AMAZING....
High into the Alps , It was the most breathtaking experience, the view
just got better and better as we climbed to the summit, We then loaded
the gear onto a very big Snow-Cat to get to the stage....
First the good news... The guys from Swiss Cheese had come through for
us.. One Gibson Les Paul Guitar, A Levinson Bass and all the in ears and
cables we had asked for. We can not thank these guys enough for all
their help...
You know its coming..... Heres the bad news... Someware in transit those
chimp like baggage handlers have done it again,, Man i HATE those
F*&%*RS... I think i could do jail time for just THINKING of what i
would like to do to those jerks.... Both our Guitar and Bass amps are
trashed.. These Gimps are just too lazy to place items down carefully
and too stupid to read the Fragile stickers... When i am King of the
world it will be my mission to round up each and every one of theses
Knuckle Dragging Retards and have them boiled in Satans own pee...
Sorry i went off track a bit there.... Where was I ? Oh yes....
Luckily we had rented amps on stage So we got to work, But the guitar i
was given was unplayable The neck was like a Rollercoaster.
Now i'm a proud man BUT not too proud to beg, and i see that the support
band called Hamschter are playing Les Paul's, So after a little Butt
Kissing we have a guitar for the gig.
I must at this point say that this is testament to our crew, Charlotte,
Both Peters and Mark,
That after all this we pulled it together... But more so to the band,
Who with borrowed gear, A very cut down sound check and a really nasty
on stage sound still played a great gig..True Pros...
The gig went down a storm and all the crowd enjoyed it with plenty of
singing along and arm waving.
Ater the show.. and mucho vino.. the band go back down to the hotel and
Peter, Mark and me wait for our gear to be loaded onto the train, Mark
took this oppertunty to steal someones Tobbogan and hurl himself down
the mountain side
Next morning and at 7.30am we leave for the airport and back to London
where much to our relief we find the missing cases.. No one seems to
know what happened to them or where they had been.. Oh well at least we
got them back safe and sound
Mick promised me an "Adventure" when i joined the crew.. and to this day
it continues..
A huge thanks to Swiss Cheese, Hamschter and the fans for making all
this worth while.
What a fantastic weekend, I cant wait to go back again.
Top "O" The World Ma !!!!
Chris
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